( Gossip Girl, spoilery but not really )

After last week's episode, I have come to the conclusion that Gossip Girl? Is totally the Slytherin House As I Would Like to Know It.

Look:

Blair is Pansy.
Nate is Draco.
Serena is probably Tracey or Daphne, they're interchangeable. :|
Dan? Let's say Ron.
Jenny is, hello? Ginny. :D
Chuck? Theodore.

( Spoilers ahoy, for Gossip Girl, and how it parallels the Lives and Times of our Slytherins )